Women Are Like Parking Floater.


Can you take the trash out...?

Since I holded a station on bad pickup lines , I conceived it but apropos to hold one on bad or unusual grounds given for interrupting upwards. I 'm sure you 've heard enoughly and even I hold utilise the `` It Holds not you, it Holds me '' dissolution line. I considered I would commence a digest of ones that I hold utilized or heard about ( via face-to-face, e-mail and text messaging ):

  1. I love you, but I 'm not `` enamored '' with you.
  2. I encountered individual else.
  3. OK. I 'll speak to you afterward.
  4. If you walk out that door, we 're thr.......*SLAM*
  5. Do-doo-do... The figure you dialed holds been unpluged...
  6. Hold the key, I modified the locks.
  7. Name a cab.
  8. I 'm getting conjoined.
  9. I 'm married.
  10. I consider we involve to take a interruption.
  11. I consider we should see other people.
  12. You speak bay... and I hold no thought what you 're speaking about.
  13. I 'd instead date your sis.
  14. I noticed I hold a mild signifier of epilepsy and you take on onrushes because you do me overly excited to be around you.
  15. I am entering the informant protection progrgram.
  16. My healer tells I ca n't see you any more because you 're doing me mad.
  17. I desire to be your brother alternatively of beau.
  18. Facebook relationship position altered to `` Bingle ''.
  19. *Gets stopped on Facebook, Chirrup, MSN Courier,etc.*
  20. Complainantvs. Defendent: By stipulation and understanding of the parties, and permanently cause demoed, it is herewith Told...
  21. I turned upward in a large home so I wish being solely.
  22. I 'm overmuchly of a germ-a-phobe and make n't get it on women.
  23. I merely consider we demand some clip to bump ourselves and I am considering of going a monastic. So, you make n't need to worry about me with any other women.
  24. Being with you does my caput injury.
  25. Can you subscribe these divorcement documents?

Hold you given or heard some unusual self-justifications for interrupting upward? Add them here...

*Contributions done by: @farwyde @jengrly , mek-ju and other unidentified roots